Conan Chop Chop

Previews”Looks as if the game is what I’ve said I’d like.”
Mike Fahey, Kotaku
The design is truly amazing.
Chris Capel, Gamrevolution
“Part Conan, part Cyanide and the joy of its images, Conan Chop Chop is proof that dreams can be realized.”
Darren Bonthuys, Critical Hit
The GameThe wicked wizard Thoth Amon came up with a plan to resurrect the old evil called Xaltotun. He’ll enslave all of the world if he succeeds. Only you are the one that can keep him at bay. But, you’ll need all of your skill and deceit to do this. Employ all of your expertise and cunning. All of your power and strength should be utilized. You have to … Chop Chop!
Conan Chop Chop Conan Chop Chop, the most thrilling stick figure game of Conan the Barbarian’s realm is sure to be full of blood and flying legs. This can lead to outbursts or profanities depending on the end of your sword.
Becoming Conan… or someone or someone else! Are you a liar? intellect and no brawn? No worries! You can choose from a range of warrior gods that are fierce, as well as add items and weapons that match your personal style!
Embark on quests of pure awesomeness! You are set to help save the world! Merchants will continue to charge you for their goods, as well as some of the townspeople may pester you with tasks on their own. Be assured that some people are more than happy to reimburse you for their effort.
There is plenty to discover in all directions! Explore the shifting sands of Koth and explore the deep woods in Darkwood or bravely explore the sea-bound world of Hyperboria and discover the frozen world of Vanaheim. Conan Chop Chop permits players to discover the right and left sides, as well as up and down. An experienced player might be able to find himself dashing, jumping or bouncing diagonally resulting in the ultimate 3-D adventure.
You can loot, loot, and even more loot. Learn to gently smash opponents heads using the broom and then turn them into chop suey using the bastard blade. Conan Chop Chop has a range of weapons, trinkets and other legendary pieces that are able to create any type of brutal gameplay.
Discover amazing combinations! To enrage your opponents Perform the 360deg spin attack. You’ll be able to speed up at the rate of lightning. Sling your sword in a long way and sideways to win a match that’ll make you gasp for air while trying to understand the absolute power of your moves.
Bosses who are ruthless! Before facing Thoth-Amon, you must eliminate bosses, such as The Giant Sand Worm of Koth as well as The Frost Giant of Vanaheim The Frost Giant of Vanaheim, both of whom are very supportive of your cause. They’ll try to kill you by using deadly moves such as Tail Whip, Lava Reflux and Loogie Glob.
Infinite replayability! Unpredictably random maps as well as tons of weapons and abilities to play with ensure every new game will be an experience that is completely new. The chances are that you’ll die multiple times, however there are new weapons that will be at your disposal for the next time you play.

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